Thursday, July 26, 2007

Joke of the Day

A mother and her teenage daughter came to the doctor's office. The mother asked the doctor to examine her daughter. "She's been having some strange symptoms and I'm worried about her," said the mother. The doctor examined the daughter carefully.

Then he announced, "Madam, I believe your daughter is pregnant." The mother gasped. "That's nonsense!" she said. "Why, my little girl has nothing whatsoever to do with men." She turned to the girl. "You don't, do you dear?" "No mommy," said the girl.

"Why you know that I have never so much as kissed a boy!" The doctor looked from mother to daughter, and back again. Then, silently he stood up and walked to the window. He stared out. He continued staring until the mother felt compelled to ask, "Doctor, is there something wrong out there?" "No, Madam," said the doctor. "It's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the East and I was looking to see if another one was goint to show up."

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